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Santa the Cat Burglar (Clean Version)

from Santa the Cat Burglar by Glue Ear

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It was the night before Christmas
and all through the house
not a creature was stirring
not even a mouse

Except for some b*****d Up on the roof
Santa’s a thief, and here’s the f***king proof!

He’s got big black boots
that come up to his thighs
and a big bushy beard
that's his disguise

He studied burglary 101
and nicked all the tools to get the job done
he has this way of getting on to your roof
so breaking and entering, there is no proof!

He'll slip down your chimney
and drink all your wine
he’s a wiley b*****d
that leaves no clues behind

Santa the cat burglar
Santa the cat burglar
He stole all the prezzies I bought for my Mum
drank all the whiskey and then all the rum
Santa the cat burglar (What a c*nt)


He'll slip out of your house and on to the next
just how he does it leaves me perplexed
how the fat git can be so f**king fast
filling up his sack to the very last
last house he goes it to will be his own
slips out of his red suit now hes safe at home
empties his sack on to your bed and plays with his toys
until he turns red

Santa the cat burglar
Santa the cat burglar
Get it to your house and leave a floater in the loo
with a little card that say's from me to you
Santa the cat burglar


Santa the cat burglar (ho Ho Ho)
Santa the cat burglar (ho Ho Ho)

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from Santa the Cat Burglar, released November 22, 2019

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Glue Ear Manchester, UK

Formed by three friends who were sick of the what happened to the music scene in Manchester, bonded together for a love of good times, tattoo's, car's and beer. Glue Ear are an energetic band thank mix elements of Punk, Ska and Hardcore. A must see well known for their on stage banter, swilling pint's and having jokes with the crowd. ... more

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